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| Jingle bells, jingle bells |
| Jingle all the day |
| I just can't wait till Christmas time |
| When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay) |
| Easy come, easy go |
| Have a good time with lots of dough |
| Slippin' up high, slippin' down low |
| Love'm and leave'm on with the show |
| Listen, I like female form in minimum dress |
| Money to spend with a capital "S" |
| Get a date with the woman in red |
| Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...) |
| He got it, I want it |
| They got it, I can't have it |
| But I want it, but it don't matter |
| She got it, and I can't [get | have] it |
| I want a mistress for Christmas |
| I want a mistress for Christmas |
| (Ooh yeah, haha yeah |
| I want a mistress for Christmas |
| Come on) |
| Easy come, easy go |
| Slippin' high, slippin' low |
| (Yeah, aw right) |
| He got it, I want it |
| They got it, I can't have it |
| I want it, don't matter |
| She got it, and I can't get it - |
| Mistress |
| he got it, I want it |
| For Christmas |
| They got it, and I can't have it |
| Mistress |
| But I want it, it don't matter |
| For Christmas |
| She got it, and I can't get a |
| Mistress for Christmas |
| You know what I'm talkin' about |
| Mistress for Christmas |
| You gotta send me down |
| you gotta send me down |
| Mistress for Christmas |
| I want the woman in red (I want a woman in the rear,) |
| with bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer) |
| Mistress for Christmas |
| I can hear you coming down my smoke stack |
| I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells |